im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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