You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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