if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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