Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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