she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
found the other keg... it's in the tree
This house was built for laser tag.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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