WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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