He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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