They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Randomize
