You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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