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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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