oh god the rape fog is back!
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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