She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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