glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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