You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i will never coherently bang her
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think pants incapable of making pants work
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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