Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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