I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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