What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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