I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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