Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
