U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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