i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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