Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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