everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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