i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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