Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
