@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Can you bring me the toilet please
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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