i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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