can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think i have herpe
just one?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize