yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think i got beer on your cat.
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