belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Two words: nipple clamps
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