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i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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