Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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