arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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