Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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