so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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