Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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