She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
