Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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