butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
