Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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