Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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