if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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