in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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