Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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