So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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