I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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