Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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