The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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