You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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