Where did you get a picture of my penis
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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