Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
