i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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