People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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