Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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