He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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