i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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