On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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